Meland Konsernet er hjemme og leser julekort. Det er alltid like underholdende. Men så langt i juleposten har ingenting overgått Seinfeld-Elaines julekort. Jeg vet jo at det julekortet ble sendt 16. desember 1992, og at alle har hørt om det før. Men mens andre ser på Tre nøtter til Askepott, er dette min juleønskereprise.
JERRY: Did you look at look at this picture carefully?
JERRY: Because I’m not sure and and and correct me if I’m wrong, but I think I see … a nipple.
JERRY: Here. Take a look. What, what is that?
ELAINE: (gasps) Oh my God! That’s my nipple.
JERRY: That’s what I thought.
ELAINE: That’s my nipple. My nipple’s exposed. I sent this card to hundreds of people! My parents. My boss. Uh, Nana and Papa.
JERRY: DIDN’T YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURE?
ELAINE: Oh God I didn’t notice. Oh, what am I going to do? You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it.
ELAINE: Have you seen the card?
KRAMER: What card?
ELAINE: This car.
KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. Of course. I took it.
ELAINE: Well did you notice anything unusual about it?
ELAINE: Well come here and take a look.
KRAMER: Yeah, so?
ELAINE: So, what’s that?
KRAMER: That’s a nipple.
ELAINE: Aw, great!? Didn’t you see that?
KRAMER: Aw, no, no I didn’t notice it. no, uh,
ELAINE: It’s because you made me wear that stupid shirt.
JERRY: Well, maybe no one noticed it. You didn’t notice it. Let me go get Newman. We’ll see if he sees it.
ELAINE: No. I don’t want him looking.
JERRY: Oh what’s the difference. Everybody else you know has it.
ELAINE: Oh my God. I sent one to the super in my building. My mailman. My ten year old little nephew. Sister Mary Catherine. Father Chelios. Oh my God Fred! I sent one to Fred.
[Jerry enters with Newman]
NX: Okay. What is it?
JERRY: Take a look at this card. Tell me if you notice anything unusual about it.
NX: Your nipple’s showing.
JERRY: Okay. Thanks.
NX: Anything else?
NX: All right. See you later.
JERRY: What? So what? It’s a nipple. A little round circular protuberance. What’s the big deal? See everybody’s got them. See I got them.
KRAMER: I got them too.
JERRY: Everybody’s got them.
ELAINE: You cannot believe what I’m going through. That card is plastered all over the office. Everybody is calling me, Nip! … Yeah. That’s my new nickname at the office. Nip! These guys keep asking me out for drinks. Not only that, Fred, you know the guy I told you about? He hasn’t called me in three days. … [sees card] Oh please!
Episoden heter The Pick, og det er fordi Seinfeld klør seg på siden av nesa og mister den hotte dama si.
Det er for øvrig svært lite nakenhet (og drikking) i Seinfeld. Den vanskeligste episoden å spille inn for Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) var The Pilot, hvor hun må sjekke opp NBC-sjef Russell Dalrimple for å få ham til å gå inn for serien Jerry og George jobber med. Hun må stille med dyp utringning.